me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
The only nail polish for me
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
do u guys remember that one time your friends told dead baby jokes and it was both uncomfortable and sad
so did we ever stop kony
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
the american school system