kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

cyberjock:

higgzorz:

nowhere in the bible does it say jesus had a gf

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serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

do u guys remember that one time your friends told dead baby jokes and it was both uncomfortable and sad

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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